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Lumberjack Hey! Can you get us Lionel Blair's autograph?
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Voice Over: While precious time was being lost in Canada, the seconds were ticking away for the free world...

(Jarring chord Cut to Neutron's house. He is hanging flowery print wallpaper in his sitting room. Helping him is the quite enormously vast Frank Smailes who stands rather helplessly looking up at Neutron who is on a plank between two ladders.)

Voice Over: Already Neutron - who, you will remember, is infinitely the most dangerous man in the world, he really is - was gathering allies together.

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Mr Neutron Try having an omelette for your evening meal... perhaps with yogurt and grapefruit.


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Mr. Smailes: Oh, I've tried that ... I once got down to fifty-six stone. But I couldn't 'stay like that. I used to take potatoes wherever I went. I used to go to the cinema with three hundredweight of King Edwards, I'd eat 'em all before I got out of the toilet. I had to go on to bread.

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Mr Neutron What about salad?


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Mr. Smailes: Teddy Salad?

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Mr Neutron No, no, no - salad - as in lettuces, radishes, cucumber...
Cut to Carpenter in a log cabin trading post with trestle tables. Six Eskimos are sitting in a group at one end of the other tables. An Italian chef in a long white apron and greasy shirt, is standing over Carpenter. Carpenter sits at one table with a huge fresh salad in front of him.


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Italian: You don't like it?

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Carpenter No, I didn't want to eat a salad. I wanted to find out about a man called Salad.


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Italian: You're the first person to order a salad for two years. All the Eskimos eat here is fish, fish ...

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